UPS

The art of asking people if they work for UPS because they keep checking out your package.

Demko asked him how long he had been with UPS, and the fucker decked him.

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it up

a modifier typically used when making an adjective into a verb or action; can also be used to emphasize an action. Can also be used to make the action have a specifically intended physical force.

There are numerous examples of the modifier "it up". Some common uses: hang it up, blaze it up, butter it up, crap it up, stink it up, Xbox it up. do it up, breathe it up, snort it up, toke it up, rake it up, yuk it up, win it up, fuck it up, screw it up, burn it up, throw it up, sweep it up, lock it up, lather it up, etc.

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UPS

The bump, bruise, scratch or cut you find on part of your body after a heavy night of partying but you have no recollection of how you got it. Its a Unidentified Party Sore

Look at this huge UPS on my thigh. I got it last night but have no clue how.

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Up there

A person who is a dickhead and is high up on the dickhead ladder. They may get on this ladder by dogging the boys or womming.

1. "You know Louie, mate?"
2. "Yeah man."
1. "He's up there, you know."

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UPS

United Pot Smokers

Cheech is a Proud member of the UPS!

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up

The direction facing away from the field of gravity that most affects the traveler.

The elevator took us up to the seven-and-a-half floor.

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up on it

When you learn something totally new that you have never heard of or done before; to make a new discovery. To achieve or accomplish something you've never tried before.

Learn New Discovery Accomplished ......"I learned something totally new today & had no problem grasping the concept; I'm totally up on it! "

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