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A piece of toilet paper that has maximized the area available to collect fecal matter.
I left Blake a presidential letter to thank him for the bturd he left in the toilet bowl.
A "juicy" missive regarding da queen's alabaster-colored thighs, written to her by a secret lover and then stolen by the Chief Minister in order to blackmail her with it.
The local Prefect and his men had been searching for a long time for the pearlloined letter, yet the wise 'n' wily private detective C. Auguste Dupin was able to find it in just a few minutes by clever deductive reasoning and accurate assessment of the Minister's personality.