drive-by

When a person farts while walking by or standing near someone else and immediately vacates the airspace allowing the stench to engulf the victim.

Today I was the victim of the nastiest smelling drive-by.

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drive by

The dumbest way to shoot some one. What someone does when they don't have the balls to stick the gun in someone's face.

Grow some balls and stick the gun in their face Dave, don't pussy out and do a drive by.

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a: drive

~1. The drive where you usually put floppy 3.5's in.
~2. The place where computer guys get their wang stuck in.
~3. The last place you want to put your wang in.

"Uh.. AT&T?" "Yes." "How do I remove a Penis from the Floppy Drive?", "Sir, we don't service hardware"

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drive by

Before giving a female oral sex, start fingering her first, only for a second or two. Try to distract her somehow, kiss her ear or neck, and sniff your fingers to see if she stinks so you can decide if going down on her is worth it.

I gave that chick a drive by and damn that bitch stank!

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Drive

Song who's definitely about driving.

"It's definitely about driving"
"It depends on how you translate it"
"Good song to listen to when you drive because it has the word drive in it"

"You heard about that song drive?
Yea it's kinda explicit yk.
No. it's definitely about driving, they were on motorcycles."

a: drive

Where old people, retards, and anyone from a third world country tries to make a credit card transaction online, and comes to reality that's not what it's for.

"Well, I put my credit card into the slot here, but I couldn't by that new sequin dress because Im a fucktard."

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drive-by

A cum-n-run, shoot-n-run, or fuck-n-run.

He wanted a drive-by Friday night but I told him I don't do drive-bys.

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