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where you jack off using gillette shaving foam as lubricant
"im off too the toilet for a gillette power wank mum be right back"
"im gaggin for a gillette power wank"
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A delicious, fruity, and overpowering refreshment you will find at the Fifth Wheel. Beware of it's after effects which include a ball gag, a camper, and a refreshing morning shower.
Bryan: What the hell happened to you last night?
Jeff: One too many Gillett Banana Buckets I guess.
Bryan: So what happened?
Jeff: I'm not exactly sure. I woke up in Bert's camper, tied to the bed, and a ball gag in my mouth.
Bryan: Good Lord. You okay?
Jeff: You know, all things considering? At least I was able to get a hot shower.
Bryan: Good point.
the curse that currently afflicts roger federer, causing him to lose in the semi-finals in the austrialian open and in the first round of the dubai tennis championships, and which will lead to further struggles in his tennis game. caused by endorsing the gillette fusion power phenom razor.
the curse of the gillette fusion power phenom is similar to the cubs' curse of the billy goat, except that it involves only one guy and the sport of tennis.
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Self-harm involving a razor blade, usually across the wrist in a horizontal motion, reminiscent of how a violinist holds the bow and runs it back and forth when playing.
"Sarah's been playing the gillette violin recently; those cuts look fresh."
"You are infectious human waste. Go home and play the gillette violin"
g-thug'n, poop-butt,meeg,but a good guy friend to have and is awesome sometimes makes dumb decissions but is alwasy there for you even tho he seems like a don't care he does deep down:)
connor butch gillette
Joey Gillette
Joey Gillette is a young pure aryan known by most as the dreaded food thief. Reportedly, Joey uses the position of power afforded to him by his mother to rape and murder his peers, only to steal their bagels.
Nathan: Lock your doors tonight, I heard Joey Gillette just escaped from prison!
Eric: Oh shoot! I don't want to get raped in the ass tonight! Thanks for the heads up Nathan!