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Business

noun: A class in highschool in which one sits in front of a computer all day, being taught to act like the lovable characters in Dilbert.

"Business class is such a waste of time"

by Stuck in Business November 16, 2004

52๐Ÿ‘ 41๐Ÿ‘Ž


The business

It's what's going on I'ts what's happening

This chocolate ice cream is the business

by "D" Dog August 20, 2005

25๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


Business

Noun. Group name for any number of Raccoons above 3.

Me - โ€œHey look at that meeting of Raccoons, there was only two beforeโ€
Friend - โ€œthatโ€™s more than a meeting mate, thatโ€™s a Business of TrashPandas Nowโ€

Me - โ€œHuh?โ€
Friend - โ€œany more than three makes a business, and theyโ€™re making big plans by the look of โ€˜emโ€

by TheHornyFarmer March 6, 2019

12๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


business

What all people and animals do when they answer the call of nature, otherwise itโ€™s a mentality that usually takes the โ€˜humanโ€˜ out of โ€˜human beingโ€™

I take my dog out for a walk every day every day so it can do its business, or โ€˜Sorry brother, before I kill ya, I just want ya to know that itโ€™s only business, nothing personal!โ€™.

by Space Demon-69M March 13, 2019

5๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Business

What college students study when they want a college degree but don't want a college education.

Jill: "Hey Tom, what's your major?"

Tom: "Business!"

Jill: "Why the hell are you majoring in business?!"

Tom: "Because I want to graduate having no unique skills, no well-rounded education, and no working liver!"

by Non educatus sum February 12, 2010

27๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


Busi

A name for someone who communicates in a very abrupt, incoherent, and cryptic manner which provides no background or context, thereby confusing their audience.

An example of a Busi is someone who walks up to you out of the blue and says "So that thing from last week...I fixed that." and expects you to know exactly what they are referring to. You have to pull additional information out of the Busi in order to figure out what the hell they are talking about.
Many Busis have ADD, which causes their thoughts to jump from topic to topic, and leads to the incoherent communication.

by techlily May 11, 2010

50๐Ÿ‘ 43๐Ÿ‘Ž


the business

nickname for fucking awesome bass player, Adam T. Siska, for the best band in the entire world, The Academy Is...

other nicknames: sisky biz, bass wiz, sisky business, or just sisky.

me: have you seen that TAITV episode? ya know, the one where there at home with The Business.
friend: oh yeah!! i love sisky. mostly because hes in The Academy Is... which is the BEST BAND EVAR!!!

by eily September 18, 2008

17๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž