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Whilst sitting on someones nose you fart and rub your cock across there mouth creating a burbling noise
I gave the old girl a tooting banjo last week she said my ass hole stinks like stale winnits
The definition of a curt toot is as followed:
When someone farts fast and loud to rupture our ear drums during a social gathering.
“Damn Mark, that one was a curt toot.”
Dude 1: What is that smell?
Dude 2: OMG, somebody van der tooted!
Dude 3: Who was it!?
Dude 4: It wasn't me!
Dudes 1,2,3,4: *points finger at each other