toots

Term of endearment roughly equivalent to baby.

Note: Only applicable if you live in a black and white movie.

Him: Hiya, toots, whaddya say we blow this joint and head over to the speakeasy?
Her: And how!

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toots

derogatory or pet name used for a woman, i.e. dame, broad, babe, skoit, sweetie. However, the word comes from the candy- "Tootsie Roll." The name "Tootsie" is short for Tutankhamen, the King of Egypt during the XVIII Dynast. The Tootsie Roll is also sometimes given the racist pseudonym "nigger-roll"- which is obviously horrible- however unknowingly accurate since the candy is already a euphemism for this.

"Hey toots, come take a look at this shit I left in the toilet!"

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toots

one who must be protected at all costs

No harm must come to toots!

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toots

Another name for the Seattle Seahawks dubbed when 49ers player, Joe Staley's daughter Grace, created a poster declaring the Seahawks to be "toots".

49ers Fan: Damn...We're playing the Seahawks again next week.
Other 49ers Fan: Man, fuck them toots.

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toots

a person, usually a woman, who has great difficulty controlling the arms (especially hands - gripping, holding, clasping) and legs

"who smashed all the fucking crockery?"

"toots"

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toots

marijuana.

"yo ima roll up some toots"

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toots

1) A girl who rudely farts (or sharts) in her pants in a repetitive fashion.

2) The name given to any girl who is so unsuccesful that they convince themselves that their entire life is a lie and thus projects this onto every person around her.

3) A word also synonomous with slut or skank.

-That girl just farted in class, what a TOOTS.
-Shes just pullin a TOOTS again lying about all these scholarships.
-That girl took it in the face, shes a TOOTS.

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