google play store

AN Internet merchant associated with Mega-CORP. Google, and the Play Store manages apps for consumers, sellers, and various and sundry associated creeps.. their motto is, "DON'T DO EVIL...UNLESS IT LOOKS HOT"... Author note: It is HIGHLY recommended you stay away from ass-pegging their TOS, as they can and will invalidate your Internet life with a snap of their mega-Corp fingers.

HUEY: "Hey Dewey, did you ever look for that Flappy Bird app on the Google Play Store?"
DEWEY: "I would've, Brother Huey, but I seem to have forgotten my password!1!"
LOUIE: "Try 'smelled_of_elderberries'"
DEWEY:"(⊙v⊙)ORLY?"

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Grocery Store Pony

To utterly dominate

They rode us like a grocery store pony.

Convenience Store Special

The act of kiestering a hot dog until it has been sufficiently warmed and then shat into a bun.

Tom, did you get the convenience store special?

Yeah Dave, I did. I don’t recommend the chili though.

Robbing a corner store

A black person that walks in without a mask because theyre face is the mask and they most likely are there to rob some grape soda or something.

Hey is that black man robbing a corner store?

Corner Store

When a hooked sets up shop on a corner and sells you the stuff.

I went to a corner store yesterday, I was very pleased

store-aisle preamble

Refers to the preliminary "look-see" stroll dat you make along a store's shelves prior to requesting assistance in locating a certain item of merchandise; this ensures dat you will not feel foolish --- and/or needlessly interrupt a probably-already-overly-busy store-employee --- by asking for help in finding something dat was actually right out in plain view all along, and so you could likely have spied it yourself if you'd simply been looking more carefully/closely.

I always make sure to do a through store-aisle preamble before calling an associate to help me find something I want to buy; it always a relief to see the employee pause and scratch his/her own head while seeking out my desired item (or have said staffperson regretfully tell me that either the store doesn't carry what I'd wanted or it's out of stock), since this means that I don't have to feel foolish or guilty for having "interrupted someone for nothing".

Piss like a store horse

When you urinate lots

I had to piss like a store horse