beefer tache

A dense untamed moustache

Crikey Clive, you need the number to my barber, that’s a right Beefer tache

Beefers queefers

Ompa lumpa baby gremlin man baby named Brandt that is also very short

You're so beefers queefers

big beefer

A magic the gathering term for a creature with high stats

A: I'll play an 8/8
B: Wow, that's a big beefer!