uh, its a COOKIE made from OATMEAL. its not sex, or sodomy or anything like that you fucking fags!
i had a delicious oatmeal cookie from my cookie jar this morning.
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An appetizing masterpiece, simply too divine and ambrosial for this horrible world.
It usually involves someone stuffing used cat litter, camembert, raw ostrich eggs, and about a mayonnaise jar of fermented sperm up their rectum, covering their bumhole with some ripened underpants blessed with a cheesy odour and eventually allowing this heavenly liquid to seep through the very fabric of these beloved undergarments.
This thick broth is usually revered to as Anus Oatmeal, due to its colour and texture.
1) I yearn for some Anus Oatmeal.
2) I sure would like to taste some Anus Oatmeal out of that arse!
3) Nothing is as savoury as your slimy little bum lumps, honey!
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A butt normally on a very large woman that has the look and texture reminiscent of oatmeal.
Homegirl got a big oatmeal booty.
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Busting your thick nut load all over her chin and then kicking back and watching it dribble on down her neck and chest.
I gave Rachel the oatmeal dribble.
During a blowjob when the giver doesn't swallow, instead leaving the load of cum and spit at the base of your dick.
Becky was sucking my dick and I thought she swallowed. I looked down and she left me with oatmeal pudding.
Oatmeal eaten by a person who you have great contempt for. Even their oatmeal is stupid. Variations include "dumb grabola," "moronic cereal," "silly porridge," and possibly "imbecilic cottage cheese" (though this one is disputed by many to be a real variant, due to the lack of an oatmeal synonym).
Student: Oh, this teacher is so annoying. She always comes into class 20 minutes late with her stupid oatmeal.