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An overly sarcastic professional, unfitting for their title.
"I'm afraid you have cancer", the doctor said.
"What are my chances of living?", asked Kevin.
"Pretty great, if you mean until tomorrow"
"You're such a forge tit."
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The school that is known for drugs, unloyal girls, gun violence, where the student fucked the teacher, and white boys that wear pastel colored shirts.
Yo, Colonial Forge High School is the worst high school in Stafford County!
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3 weekends out of every year a group of 30,000 old people, young boys with lifted loud trucks, and tourists flock to pigeon forge tn to look at old cars and get drunk and trash the town. the locals call it hell weeks. its basically like mardi gras. all the boobs, all the alcohol, half the cops.
dude pigeon forge rod run was so fun. that one girl ran across the road shirtless while people threw beads at her
The worst 4 years of you life.
Valley Forge Middle School was absolutely terrible!
What you snortingly/contemptuously tell someone who irrelevantly asks to be paid for something that he should let you have for free, such as an item that he'd already discarded. The joke is that said financial instrument would be DOUBLY worthless --- not only would it be a phony check, but the written info on it would be counterfeit, as well. :P
A humorous-natured local woman gigglingly asked me if I'd slip her a few bucks for some old chipped enamel saucepans that I'd salvaged from her curbside trash-pile, so I made a face at her and agreeably responded, "Sure thing --- I'll forge a rubber check for you for five dollars!"
1) 'Prawn' made of fish or chicken protein, otherwise unusable bits of fish, flavours, flavour enhancers, colourants.
2) The result of unfettered capitalism inflicted on otherwise intelligent and decent dupes through the creation of goods and products that make a mockery out of everything that is good and pure.
"Faking a whole religion in order to make money? Now that's masterful prawn forgery!"
"Phwoar! You've managed to bake a AAA-rated financial product from a handful of worthless, but endlessly resold and repackaged subprime mortgages. A beautifully forged prawn."
A superior type of frog. To the untrained eye, they may look like poorly drawn frogs, but true Forgers can see them for what they truly are: Our almighty rulers.
"I hereby sign my soul over to the forgs"
"Aren't forgs just the best?"