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Fake Covid like symptoms you make up to get out of an obligation.
I’ve called in sick to work with Fauxvid like symptoms. Should get me out of work for a week.
“PLS LISTEN TO THIS SONG WITH HEAD PHONES ON OR UR MOM WILL HEAR THIS
MY BABY DONT LIKE IT WHEN U COME AROUND”
Australian post-hardcore at its finest.
"Son, I share your windward dreams to soar from this little town, of shacked up windows and swinging doors..."
- "Antarctica" by Hands Like Houses from their debut album Ground Dweller.
It means to speed over potholes.
It comes from a joke in my city about this one road that has a lot of potholes and a high speed limit. But the road is ironically the main way to get to the hospital called Holy Family. Highway to Holy Family has claimed many lives.
Officer: okay so who is responsible for this accident?
Person: Not me, that other asshole was driving like Holy Family.
The mutual enjoyment of a common experience, likening said enjoyment to the taste of another man's member.
Boy 1: Hey, they're giving away trilbys at the mall
Boy 2: Sweet like meat!
Boy 1: Yes, and you'd know what that's like after last night, let's go, we can see Le Mis on the way home!!!!
Fuck me she had a fanny like an axe wound in Chewbacca’s back
January 19 A day where you chew loudly and open-mouthed. Like a camel
“Can you chew with your mouth closed?”
“Nah bro it’s National eat like a camel day”