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expired facial

when you wipe your face in a used cumin rag

i don’t wanna give my sun Jonny an expired facial when he sleeps in daddy’s bed

by double novo dong April 29, 2021


Expired

Someone that uses Dead Jokes from Tiktok such as Ratio, Yb better, Fatherless,

bro why are you so expired💀

by dawgxavier September 3, 2022


Expired

This is a word used to describe the state of Tobe’s beauty

Tokunbo: “Tobe, your bout has expired!”

by LKC Gurls August 23, 2022


Expired milk

(noun) Slang that refers to the ejaculate of aging men.

"Have you met Maria and Tom's son? He's weird, that's what happens when you use expired milk."

by d3str0yer June 16, 2024


Expired Lottery Ticket

Defines a woman aged over 40 who is well past her shag prime, but still eager to get laid (ideally by a younger and more financially successful male). This woman probably shagged most of Def Leppard, Poison,Motley Crue and Metallica back in the 1980s and could be old enough to be your Mum.

Back in the day, a top quality knocker but now her tits have sagged and her vagina is more open than the Schengen Area of the EU. Hence the term 'Expired Lottery Ticket' - you shouldn't want to cash her gash.

Donna is such an expired lottery ticket - she craves any young guy with a dick and a job despite being close on to 50!

by Adolf Trump-Farage September 19, 2018


expiral

-to disappear
-to disappear because you were abducted by aliens.
-to disappear because you were to be abducted by aliens.

-"i wanted to expiral when i hit the guy i wanted to kiss in the nose. ahahaha. oops."
-i expiraled into an ocean.

by AnjaLise April 2, 2006