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2024

The year where you will get a life.

Fred: Get a life Bobert. Its 2024.

by N. D. Toilet July 1, 2014

373πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


2024

The year America dies...

Person 1: "Hello. I come from 2024 to warn you about your future."
Person 2: "Well, what is there to warn us about?"
Person 1: "Kim Kardashian will be your next president and America will die."
Person 2: *Moves to Canada*

by Dozenal>Decimal July 10, 2022

237πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


2024

The year four years from now, 2020. And hopefully it’s better than this one, and coronavirus is gone.

Bill: What’s 2024 in Roman numerals?
John: I think a better question is what it is on Urban Dictionary.
Bill: True

by thecrazycatten May 19, 2020

84πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


2024

The year Kanye West will run for president

May god save us all when yee runs in 2024

by Nwsrocks September 15, 2019

55πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


2024

The next federal prison that will be worse than 2020 and 2022.

2024 will be the next punishment for the most violent offenders.

by That Autistic Beth Israel 64 August 28, 2023

26πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


2024

The year in which cars will start to be produced in 2025 editions.

Introducing the all-new 2025 Ford Mustang, available Summer 2024

by ralsei_ July 4, 2023

25πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


2024

The year the monkey gods take over.
And the world blows up.

Person 1: 2023 sucked man- wait, what's that in the distance?
Monkey god: OOGA BOOGA
Person 1: OH GOD 2024 IS EVEN WORSE
*World blows up, end credits play*

by TheDumbAssGuy January 20, 2023

29πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž