acorn

verb: the political act of altering a video and/or employing actors to create video footage that can then be altered to destroy a rival organization or person.

(Background: The tactics were used against Acorn, Shirley Sherrod and most recently, Planned Parenthood.)

Those House Republicans sure didn't waste any time after Planned Parenthood was acorned.

I loved how Jon Stewart acorned Glen Beck last night.

182👍 81👎

acorn

acorn is a nut that fat squirrels eat off of oak trees

person:look that squirrel is eating an acorn
other person: no shit

131👍 56👎

acorn

a gentlemans flacid circumsized cock

i think squirrel nutkin has be hoarding in your underpants for the winter

58👍 50👎

acorn

a term that would be used a lot when you refer to someone as stupid or (special)

A: where is it?
G: it’s to your left
A:????
G: yOU FUCKING ACORN

15👍 7👎

acorn

A superior computer company from the early nineties which unfortunately went out of business. Their graphical abilities were far greater than any other computer of the time.

If acorn still made computers, they would own all others.

37👍 47👎

acorn

What Peter Andre keeps in his trousers

Peter Andre: Jordan, do you want some of this?
Jordan: No thanks, it's an acorn

28👍 37👎

acorn

An attractive teenage girl who is a few years younger than you -- too young to date, hook up with, or even flirt with, unless you have no shame.

"Damn! What are we doin' in here? All ages clubs suck. Nothing but a buncha acorns and slimeball old guys in here."

27👍 41👎