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An organization that unlike PETA, actually helps out animals and does a better job of fighting animal cruelty than PETA does.
Man, look how much ASPCA has accomplished in fighting animal cruelty!
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The American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals
and organization like PETA that helps protect animals from cruel mistreatment
ASPCA
We are the voice!
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Anal Sex Pleasure Country.. Association.
"Man, I wasn't so sure about a pinky up the butt, though after going to the ASPCA, I'm much more endowed with knowledge of anal stuff."
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Pronounced 'as-pah' face (with a silent 'C', because that stinking extra consonant makes it flow all wrong n' stuff.)
A sad faced animal often seen on ASPCA Commercials (American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals) to induce pity and encourage mass donations of money.
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The expression seen in many bars/clubs/other social establishments on the face of men after being harshly shot down whilst picking up women.
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The sad look on children's faces when they don't get their way.
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The expression seen on guys' faces whilst attempting to solicit sex using a guilt-trip scenario.
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The expression on women's faces for just about anything under the sun when it's not the way they *perfectly* envisioned it.
I hate it when they put those ASPCA-faced puppies on TV. I feel like crying and adopting all 34509435034534534095 of them!!!
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Dude, what did she say to you? You have a total ASPCA face going on!! She must have been harsh!
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tell your kids to wipe that aspa face off, you're NOT going to Disney Land, you're going to your room! NOW!!!
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Don't give me that ASPCA face, I don't care if you're going to die a virgin!!!
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How could you have that ASPCA-face on, you knew he still lived with his parents!!
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1)aspca commercial(adj.)- Something so sad, that will make almost anyone anyone cry till they die.
2)(adj).- a state of awkwardness when someone else cries because of something sad but you can't seem to shed a tear.
1)man, i just broke up with my girlfriend, it was like an ASPCA commercial.
2) I just had an ASPCA commercial moment right there, my girlfriend still cried because her dog died, I can't even put on a sad face. she now hates me
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