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The only way to finish homework.
When I take Adderall, homework's a breeze!
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I don't understand my philosophy 780 midterm - a Theological argument we have to analyze. Luckily i took three pills of 45mg Adderall an hour before.
Your heart beat rises and you're in the zone, an alternate reality where Adderall controls your mind. Suddenly the argument, a dense and primitive form of writing, makes sense. The argument becomes concise and clear. The once painful material unravels like a bounty roll before your eyes. You finally understand what the hell the author is arguing about.
Soon, you find yourself writing well constructed sentences and thorough critiques. You even reference jokes in your response that pertain to your professor and the argument.
You look around the classroom to notice the other students struggling with the midterm and realize you're finished. You're awake for the next forty-eight hours but two weeks later you receive an A+. Oh Adderall, how i adore you.
Person 1: Let's go study Becky!
Person 2: Fuk you nigga ima pop Adderall.
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The miracle drug for IB.
Thank God for Adderall. I was able to get my history IA done, finish my lab report and write my TOK paper all in one night.
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perscription drug used in the united states to aid individuals with ADHD and ADD (attention deficit disorder).
Comprised of different quantities of several different dextroamphetamines, usually in salt-combo (sachride and sulfate) tab form.
Effects include a heightening of attention, energy and awareness. Also the compulsion to do something, to achieve some task, whether that be writing a book, studying notes, dancing, having a conversation, building something, etc. Drug is also abuse for its narcotic effects.
damn adderall hooks yer shit up nice son! poppin the blue pills unleashes the thrills, energy up the ass, talkin mad shit and raving all night long.
people that take adderall have very tidy houses and bedrooms.
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The reason every teenager, college kid, and meth head suddenly has ADHD.
College kid: Sweet, I took eighteen classes this semester and got an A+ in all of them! And now I can get completely plastered without getting tired! Thanks Adderall.
Teen girl: I take it too, and I've lost 15 pounds without even trying. It's amazing.
Ex-Meth addict: As soon as I got my five different prescriptions for it, I didn't even need meth anymore. Sayonara rehab!
Other person: Wow. Sounds awesome. What do you take it for?
College kid/teen girl/meth head: Uh... I've got ADDH. Er, ADHD. Yeah...
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The Ivy League Drug.
Medicine, meant for sufferers of A.D.D, commonly used by college students to maximize their time studying.
Dude, lemme score some adderall I only have a couple of hours to study for the final!
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The drug you take for cool guy syndrome
I got diagnosed with cool guy syndrome yesterday haha, so now I take ✨aDdErAlL✨😎
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