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A nut that is both beautiful and also reminiscent of bitter sweet sentiments.
'It was inevitable: the scent of bitter almonds always reminded him of the fate of unrequited love.' - Gabriel Garcia Márquez
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The sexiest man alive, must be like 20 inches down there
That guy's name must be Almond, because hes 20 inches.
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To describe something that you thought was pretty damn sweet, but with a little voice at the back of your mind going "well that ain't decent", much like how an almond nut is pretty sweet but it's also a bit bitter at the back of your mouth.
Mark: "Damn, did Karl just jump into his neighbour's pool munted?"
Josh: "Yeah he did! Haha pretty fucking almond!"
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In middle eastern cultures, the almond is a symbol of the vagina.
In addition, almond can refer to the part of the brain called the amygdala, which translates to "almond." The amygdala is important in very basic emotions of aggression and fight or flight. However, studies have also demonstrated the importance of the amygdala in sexual arousal. For men, this portion of the brain lights up while looking at visualizations of sexy women. For women, the amygdala is activated only when she feels both a sexual and emotional connection to what she is shown.
Now you all learned something new!
"I love her tasty almond"
"You know her almond is lighting up!"
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By far one of the worst nuts in existence. Coming across an almond in a bag of trail mix is like the almond fucking you up the ass and not even giving you a reach around.
I ate that Almond, now my ass hurts.
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(Al-mond) Pronounced: "All" "mund"
Verb. A term known for the feeling felt when combining Marijuana with Frangia (find meaning elsewhere).
"Man, I just wanna get 'Almond' right now."
or
"Did you see that girl's face, she was totally Almond."
"Yeah man, too much Frangia and Bud is never good."
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A girl who's whole body is shaped like an almond. Wears granny panties and is proud of her muffin top, has a twin brother named pistachio who she hates. Love sto read, yell at kids, and wear granny training bras. Usually named Amber
Jamie: I SEE AN ALMOND
Lily: You mean the new girl named Amber Brown
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