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An insignificant person that thinks they can change the world, regardless their limited abilities / skills, commonly pulls a leroy jenkins causing a total party wipe.
bachmann: I can change the world!!!
random person: You and what army.
bachmann: LEEEEERRRRROOYYYYY JEEEEENNNKINNNNNS *fails miserably*
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Bachmann
A common sense, pro-Constitution politician who is frequently slandered by those who oppose freedom and the concept of individual liberties.
Anyone who opposes the homosexual agenda - a platform taken up by the most radical anti-Americans in their quest to destroy society - and refuses to help the "politically correct" bastardize normality.
A non-Kenyan who actually believes in the American ideals set forth in our nation's Constitution.
The political, and intellectual, opposite to the illegal Kenyan, bastard son of a whore, Marxist, terrorist-supporting, TelePrompter-dependent, community organizing, pile of excrement currently fouling the people's house.
Someone - usually a politician - who is not infected with the freedom-killing disease known as liberalism.
A person who is not the recipient of government enforced racism - the polar opposite of the brown stain who is illegaly occupying the Whitehouse.
Michelle Bachmann - Congresswoman who proudly supports our Constitution while tirelessly fighting the anti-American
Michelle Bachmann - Congresswoman from MN. Avid supporter of the Constitution
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The biggest closet case in the history of the United States of America. Husband of Michelle Bachmann and a firm believer of the "Pray the Gay Away" Theory. Prances like a fairy when he walks and loves to push his radical Christian beliefs on others in an attempt to hide his obvious homosexuality.
Did you see Marcus Bachmann at the anti Gay rights rally? He pranced across the stage and took a bow before talking!
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When you want a Christmas party so explosive, you have to bomb another country to get your way.
Michele wanted a Bachmann Christmas by bombing Iran.
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Wenn eine Person bewusst eine falsche Handlung ausübt und mehrmals , mit Beweisen, hingewiesen wird dass das eine scheiß Aktion war, diese Handlung leugnet.
Ich habe dieses Krebskranke Mädchen nicht betrogen. Sie hat ihre Spendeneinnahmen nicht versteuert!!! Richtiger Aline Bachmann Moment.
Founded in 1833, Bachmann is an international manufacturer of model trains, specializing in large scale, O scale, HO scale, and N scale trains ranging from entry level sets to precision quality collectibles. Bachmann is best known for their low quality, entry level train sets that are found at major hobby retailers such as Hobby Lobby.
1: Nice little Santa Fe F9 you got there. Who's the manufacturer?
2: Bachmann.
1: Is that a good brand?
2: I'm not too crazy about their version. They made the windshields too oversized, and the front nose paint scheme is incorrect.
40 grams of pure cocaine mixed with a strain of indica chopped up and emblazoned into each grain of coke. Best used in the middle of the night to ensure internal bleeding throughout the week and eternal nosebleeds.
"Hey Bill, have you ever done some Bachmann?"
"What the fuck Carl."