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Located on the west coast of Spain. Benidorm is a popular holiday location for people who are from the Middlands, central England.
Jack: Where are you going for holiday this year?
Jill: Ar'm goin' Benidorm!
Jack: Err its just Birmingham with a beach.
Jill: Yer A no. Luv it!
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The place fat lower-middle class british people go to ride moblity scooters and get sunburned causing them to look like tomatoes stuffed into a small shoppingkart
Non-british person: I went to Benidorm this summer.
Friend: Oooooh, how was it?
Non-british person: Morbidly. Obese. Tomato. Brits.
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Definition 1: Best fuckin TV show known to man
Definition 2: Popular holiday destination for fat beer belly brits to spread their fat fuckin toes under the sweet Spanish sun
Person 1: What do you wanna watch
Person 2: Benidorm. Duh.
The Most Horrible City on the Planet filled with Junkies, AIDS patients and criminals who should all be quarantined and a nuclear bomb should be dropped on this disgusting Wasteland!
Everyone I know from benidorm is an AIDS infested whore minger!
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A Benidorm Breakfast is a way to describe what party goers generally eat/drink the morning after the night before.
Benidorm is the usual haunt for English beer monsters to relax and unwind, and normally drink from 9am - 9pm
A Benidorm Breakfast generally consists of the following:
Warm flat beer that has been left over night or in fact cold beer that was liberated from the fridge.
Cold Pizza, Chinese, Indian meal or more commonly in the UK Kebab.
This phrase is used the world over but is more commonly used in Shrewsbury and can be considered a Shrewsburyism
Rob: Hey Jo we better clear these empty bottles and pizza boxes away.
Jo: Whats the hurry?
Rob: My parents are coming over and I dont want them thinking we've just had a Benidorm Breakfast
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To blow a raspberry whilst giving a lady oral pleasure.
I gave our lass a benidorm moped last night and she loved it
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When somebody gets so drunk, you end up alone, asleep, miles from anywhere familiar in need of the help of Bendidorm locals to regroup with friends
Ahh mate you got benidorm rollied last night