cbs

stands for 'can't be stuffed'
pronounced: ceebs
used instead of 'c.b.a' (cant be arsed) which is 3 syllables and more effort. cbs is only one :)

mum: empty the dishwater
you: cbs

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cbs

A network which lost its purpose in life after canceling the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Cunthead BROADCASTING SUCKERS

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cbs

Complete Bull Shit!

Wherelse would you find David Letterman then CBS?

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cbs

cant be sexier

wow ali and jade cbs

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cbs

Chronic Bastard Syndrome.

My friend, Jake, has a bad case of CBS.

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cbs

Chubby Blonde Slut. The kind of girl you want for a bit of fun or even a short-term girlfriend, but not serious relationship material.

Chubby: She's got a few spare kilos but isn't fat. Because of this a CBS usually has a pretty good set of boobs. If you're not proud to show her off to your mates then she's not a CBS she's a fat chick.

Blonde: Bleached is perfectly fine, currently the trend is for blonde on top and darker underneath.

Slut: Typical signs of this is wearing clothes a little bit too tight, or showing off both boobs and legs. Get a few drinks into her and she's horny, perfect. You don't need too much effort to get stuck into her, after all she probably enjoys sex just as much as you do.

For the guy who's not ready to settle down, CBS's are perfect. Forget wasting all your time on the hottest chick in the room till you want to get married. Live for the moment, and crack onto a CBS today. Chances are she WANTS to be picked up.

"Look at all the CBS's here tonight!"

"You take the denim skirt and white belt, I got boobs girl"

"Damn!"

"Sluts!"

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cbs

CBS, Inc.
No longer the Columbia Broadcasting System.

The CBS television network.

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