candidate

A candidate is the prospective recipient of an award or honor or a person seeking or being considered for some kind of position.

A sweat-inducing fecal discharge you enter in to the Poop of the Year competition, usually characterized by teeth-grinding, hole burning and otherwise uncomfortable toilet sitting.
Afterward; a sense of transcendence and accomplishment followed by peace and happiness/better fitting pants.

Sarah Palin

Bob: Dude you OK?

You: Yeah, I just dropped off a candidate at the ballot box

Bob: Candidate? For what?

You: Poop of the Year

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candidate

Someone who you think might be worthy of dating. Usually just a really hot chick who'd you think you'd like to get to know and see if you want to date her. If after you get to know them a little, and you still think they are a candidate - thats pretty damn rare and u better think bout getting a ring =P

See that one over there? The one by the orange ruffy, yeah. She's a candidate!

Damn son, that chick I been dating really is a candidate, omg.

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candid

Unposed photos, often taken without the subjects knowledge.

Did you check out those candids of Jessica Alba at the beach?

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candid

Frank, honest, sincere.

He was candid in his opinions.

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Candid

Candid was an anonymous app used by many people to speak their mind freely. It was growing extremely fast but then it’s parent company was bought out and the new owner canceled the app.

Frank: Man, Candid was such a cool app, a shame it was canceled.

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candid

every single girls caption on a picture now.

Instagram Caption; "Candid baby"

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Candid

Candid means to be straight forward. To not lie. To say it how it is.

She is very candid when it comes to telling someone what she wants.

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