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1. Very large: Unusually or impressively large or huge.
2. Very great or impressive.
1. A colossal high-rise office building.
2. Those idiots made a colossal blunder.
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Used to describe a series of calamitous events that occur over a short period of time, that are either intrinsically linked, completely random, or fall somewhere in the middle.
Joey: Dude you won't believe what has just fuckin' happened to me over the last week!
Bret: What?
Joey: Well on Monday I got fuckin' burgled by pikey's. On Wednesday I wrote my car off. On Saturday my missus split with me cos I go no fuckin' money or car anymore. Then to top it off this morning I slipped up fell in some fuckin' douche!
Bret: Fuck man! Thats fuckin' colossal!
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The largest form of fatass in the known universe, typical traits include eating, shitting, sleeping and eating while shitting. The stench from such a beast is fatal to anyone within a 5 meter radius
Bob:quit being such a colossal fatass and go for a walk
Joe: no can do, i gotta take a shit and eat supper, then sleep
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Few can consume enough cannabis to become one. A colossal stoner is the grand archmagister of the stoner kind. A colossal stoner's tolerance break lasts about half an hour. The period between each joint when he/she is not smoking is just about as long as the time it takes to roll another joint. If a colossal stoner greens out, their immediate action upon waking up is a wake&bake. A colossal stoner on average will have enough cannabinoids in their system to get arrested and charged for trafficking.
- "It sucks that your grandfather has Alzheimer's."
- "My grandfather doesn't have Alzheimer's, you insensitive prick, he's a colossal stoner."
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A shitstorm of such epically huge proportions that it blocks out the sun and throws the world into a stinky, everlasting night. Metaphorically, of course.
My mom found my Perc 30's. She is sharpening a knife, and my dad is preparing to waterboard me. What a colossal shitstorm I have screwed myself into!
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Your typical judgmental clown on YouTube. Commentates in a similar fashion to Leafyishere, or Pyrocynical, but is far more offensive and uncaring. Ironically is friends with Keemstar, Leafy, and Pyrocynical-All who typically hate each other.
Believer in quality over quantity, and subsequently, releases videos rarely.
"Colossal is crazy uploaded a new video! Gosh it was boring waiting the equivalent of 3 Call of Duty releases!"
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