conj

to bleed profusely from the anus.

I'm so angry i could conj!
I'm gunna conj on your face!
Look out! He's gunna conj!

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conj

con artist, stalker, lurker

you would NOT want your child to grow up to be a conj.

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conj

ringleader of lurking.

Bill: wow... you sat outside your boyfriends window & watched him sleep? you pulled a total conj yo.

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conje

Clever in a sly why, able to make things up on the fly. Partially derived from conjure and clever.

Anthony is one conje mother fucker, being able to pwn them like that.

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Conj

A well known character in naas. Best known for his ginger skin head and his father, Ronj. Has a passion for darts and can be found in Boyles most days or else somewhere smoking a rollie whilst singing an Irish classic.

'Conj is some man for one man!'
'I asked for a bag of Cheetos but got conj instead.'