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What you do to make up silly definitions at Urban Dictionary.
Phil: What's something we could write in Urban Dictionary?
Dave: I dunno, I'm trying to cum up with one!
Phil: Okay, chill out bro...
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A messed up, screwed up, or unexplainable problem or situation.
Your girlfriends breath is cummed up. Yo man that toilet is cummed up. The mechanic said my car is really cummed up.
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That annoying scenario when you're wanking to a great porno, a good scene comes on, and decide now is the time to go for it. So you get to the vinegar strokes......only for the scene, at that crucial moment, to cut to a far better, hornier one! Thus missing out on an even more intense knee-trembler.
It's one of life's great disappointments.
Dammit Ivan, I was having a great wank last night, only to fucking cum up short! What a jip.
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instead of telling someone to fuck off, u tell then to "cum it up their ass"
gary: ur gay man
jeff: get some bread
gary: how bout u cum it up ur ass cunt
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somehting really fun to call someone, gives u the sence of being more witted and better than your adversary
chris, ur a dried up cum bubble on a gay donkey's dick
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Pretty Self Explanatory how ever it is also used to define cheesewanks like STEVE NA
Steve Na is the scum of a dried up cum bubble on a gay donkey's dick!!!
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