fyke

When a girl acts like she's lesbian with her friends in a joking way but she's really not lesbian. Also, when a girl makes out with another girl strictly to turn guys on.

Mike: Did you see amanda and gretchen make out?

Dick: Yeahh it was hott, do you think they're lesbian together?

Mike: Nahh, I just think they're fykes.

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fyke

1).A fat, annoyng, jewish women
2). A fat, annoying dyke

Kyles mom is such a fyke

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fyke

to be screwed over really bad and do nothing about it.

Percy was fyked by his ex-girlfriend really badly!!

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fyke

a fat dyke, or a fucking dyke, depending.

Guy 1: "did you see that huge guy?"
Guy 2: "that was just a fat dyke"
Guy 3: "no man, you mean a fyke"

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fyke

When two butch dykes decide to mix it up outside a biker bar. WWII was actually started because Hans stuck his finger in a dyke. The story was cleaned up for future generations.

"Hey Johnny, check it out, Pat And Dot are headin outside, this ought to be a hell of a fyke!"

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fyked

When one has consumed multiple substances, such as : Weed, Poppers, Mcat, vodka.

"i had to much ket and gin, fyked it"

"smart price bitter, buckfast, cheap vodka and holsten pills, fyked it m8"

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Fyke

Fyke (adj)
1.To explore the limits of one's endurance through excessive lifestyle.
2.An act of extreme loonacy

To be Fyked
1.Extremely drunk / tired
2.Extremely shagged by someone
3.to be ripped off badly i.e. fyked over

"this weekend is going to be a complete fyke..."
"That bloke is fyked - look at him, he can't even stand!"
"Look at that idiot up the lamp post - what fyke"
"They nicked my wallet, I've been fyked over"

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