GOOP

A celebrity or politician far removed from with the daily hardships and realities that face the ordinary person. A GOOP is simply out of touch with reality. This word is inspired by celebrities such as Gwyneth Paltrow and Kayne West. Example issues that do not resonate with GOOPS are poverty and child care. AKA: Mad king syndrome.

Only a GOOP would say the world is flat, unless they meant it metaphorically.

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GOOP

A goopy substance mainly slime or semen, or said randomly in a sentence or during an awkward silence.

*silence* "Goop" *roaring laughter*

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gooped

incredibly surprised or shocked; flummoxed

slang originating in the world of drag

When Naomi eliminated Manila on "All Stars 4," the whole world was gooped!

I was gooped to see y'all all there for my surprise party!

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Goop

A term used to describe alcohol and weed. Also used as a term to ask someone if they are shitfaced or high.

“Are you off the goop boss” and “You got any goop for tonight mush”

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Goop

A product line by Gwenyth Paltrow that takes the worst of essential oils and Crystal healing to create a completely new highly overpriced snake oil targeting middle class moms worldwide. Heavily criticised by celebrities such as JonTron, while loved by celebrities like Oprah.

I absolutely could not live without my psychic vampire mist from goop!

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The goops

The condition in which your digestive system processes in sudden spurts. Usually characterized by periods of quick shifting and loud gurgles caused by shifting pockets of air and digesting materials.

This condition is commonly brought on by spicy foods or poor diets. The goops are commonly followed by a case of diarhea.

"Man, I shouldn't have eaten all of those burritos. Now I've got The Goops and it's killing me."

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Gooped

To trick someone

When I arrived home I realized the person gooped me saying they were selling me weed

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