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cute ass motherfucker that saved the guardians of the galaxy that one time and then turned into a cuter motherfucker after he died and danced to “i want you back” by the jackson 5
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To be overly excited, hyper, obnoxious, or completely insane.
Guy 1: HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH
Guy 2: Dude, calm down. You're being groot as hell.
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1. A term used to describe a man who has a deformed penis, not too dissimilar to a tree branch.
2. Also used in much th same way as twat as an offensive term.
1. Hahahaha, he has a groot
2. Some fukin groot has nicked me fuckin wheels
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Using only one word or phrase to speak. Inspired by Guardians Of The Galaxy character Groot, who does this.
"Peaches," he growled. "Peaches."
"No offense, but why is he Grooting?"
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The act of spreading ones legs and bending the knees while slowly waving the arms to resemble baby Groot.
Person 1: Dude what are you doing?
Person 2: Im grooting
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: I am Groot
Person 1: Can i try?
Person 2: We are Groot
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The act of being subjected to an unwanted advance at ones personal conduct and living space while receving a loving sticky note with 3pt font and a look of unpreproportional squinting.
"Can you pass the Texas Pete!"
"I just got grooted"
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