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head cold

Something that always seems to happen mostly around wintertime, especially Hanukkah/Christmas/New Year's just when you've firmed up your plans to see your family and/or friends. Often caused by idiotic, careless people who don't bother to contain their sneezes and coughs in a handkerchief or shake hands with the same hand they've just sneezed and coughed into.while they're hovering around you on the bus and/or train. Usually takes three days to catch after you're exposed, and makes you feel miserable for at least five days, with sneezing, coughing, stuffy and runny nose, sometimes a headache, and weakness. Yukkkk!

I just caught a bad head cold, so I can't visit Grandma for Hanukkah.

by pentozali July 11, 2008

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Head Cold

When a girl gives you head and the guy busts his load in her mouth, she chokes and it ends up coming out of her noise

She couldn't handle all the jizz and got a head cold after giving homeboy a blowjob

by Willy Wankkerr August 3, 2010

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Hungarian Head cold

A Hungarian Head Cold is where you shoot sperm in someones ear and then slap the same ear.

I love blondes! Give them a Hungarian Head Cold and it comes out the other ear!

by lost4eternitynow January 7, 2010

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Cold head

Stale willy (penis)

Not received oral sex in a long period. “Nigga i got cold head

by beef_flabs September 23, 2019

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Italian Cold Head

To bitch slap someone upside the head with a frozen pizza.

person 1: "Never wanted to bitch slap my kid upside the head with a frozen pizza as bad as I did that day."

person 2: "Do you mean you wanted to 'italian cold head' your kid?"

by imagine dragon dietz spheres March 24, 2022

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brutal head cold

When you're too hung-over from celebrating and have a nasty head-ache.

Sorry I can't make it to work today, I have a brutal head cold

by NoMercyEh December 21, 2017