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Hitch

1. The cure for the common man.

2. a profesisonal date doctor; a sefless individual who helps another man up his game. "Hit it and quit it" is not appropriate.
Note: past semi-pimp experience (in a more sincere and loyal way) is required to be designated as "Hitch."

3. Willing to put in the long hours, has the passion, the heart, the desire, the intensity and onions to get the job done.

4. One of Will Smith's movies.

"That guy, he's Hitch. If you want to sweep that girl off her feet, he'll give you the right broom."

by Ace n Hitman January 31, 2006

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Hitch

Hoe ass bitch

Look at that ugly Hitch!!!

by jenniejinx November 23, 2010

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Hitch

A hypocrite who is a bitch.

That girl is a freakin' hitch.

by Greyedout October 23, 2011

46๐Ÿ‘ 64๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hitch

to get on a dick, dildo, or whatever fits

she hitched a ride on my dick.

by collin z. March 8, 2009

51๐Ÿ‘ 93๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hitch

To thrust a sharp object, often a knife but possibly a #2 pencil or whatever else is handy, into another's flesh.

When my stepbrother hit my sister, I had to hitch that fag master.

by Prince of the Rodeo March 12, 2003

43๐Ÿ‘ 86๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hitch

A combination of the words he and bitch

We had to leave because Joe was being such a hitch!

by Tanner! November 17, 2007

31๐Ÿ‘ 72๐Ÿ‘Ž


hitched

to get married; or already married

We are getting hitched.

by marcuss April 10, 2006

528๐Ÿ‘ 160๐Ÿ‘Ž