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Hoarder

(Adj) A word that describes anyone that feels the need to find, collect, keep, pack ANY and EVERYTHING becasue they do not know how to throw things away.

A nicely put word than Pack Rat.

These people tend to collect soo much stuff, whether it be diapers, books, poop, shoes, clothes, or hair samples that it gets very over bearing and the items in turn tend to run their life to where they don't know what to do with themselves.

Michelle: Hello? Gary? are you there?
Gary: Hey, i'm over behind the stack of newspapers and to the left of last nights food collection.

Boy: Dang Girl! How many shoes do you have up in this closet?
Girl: Oh I only have12 here, you should see my garage, I have about 300 there, but don't worry they are all in boxes.
Boy: Girl you're a hoarder of shoes.

by shawtyWanardy December 1, 2010

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Hoarder

In a video games: a person that holds onto every single item of interest, piece of loot/gear for which they can find even a flimsiest justification to keep, be it a limited nature of the item, one of its' stats being 1 point better so it can be useful for a specific build, its' looks, sentimental value, a slight chance that it might be used in some quest 4 years later, funny name and etc. etc.
Always in denial and always complaining that whatever game they are playing has too limited means of storing items in terms of capacity and in terms of sorting items. Usually self proclaim themselves as collectors.

"Hoarder? I'm a collector! I have a fine collection of 500 guns and armour out of which probably over 300 aren't even worth using and another 100 I will probably never use." - half of any MMORPGFPS vidyagame playerbase.

by Emissary Of The Sixty-Nine February 5, 2020


Hoarders

Hoarders: A TV show you casually turn on when your parents ask you to clean your room.

Mother: Ralph, your room looks like a tornado went through it!

Ralph: *flips to Hoarders episode*

Mother: Oh my word! Well, Ralph, I suppose I ought to be thanking my lucky stars you room doesn't look like THAT.

by luvmycozy March 26, 2012

90๐Ÿ‘ 30๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hoarders

Bitches who don't know when to get rid of absolutely useless shit that they own. They tend to defend their possesions by saying that they "need" the material possesions.

James has a dead cat in his house, but he doesn't get rid of it because he may "need" it. Hoarders like James are crazy bitches.

by Jesus 2012 February 13, 2012

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hoarder

A mully bastard that keeps everything and refuses to part with anything.

That davie cooan, he's a smelly bastard hoarder. He wouldn't throw a shite away

by boab mugabe May 29, 2011

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hoarder

Poor, usually fat people who collect useless items and store them in their home until its overflowing with stuff and they cant even live.

There a shows on TV about hoarders.

by supercutekid November 20, 2011

77๐Ÿ‘ 72๐Ÿ‘Ž


hoardering

The act of ordering multiple beers right before happy hour ends.

hayley: Man, these belgian beers are delicious. Too bad happy hour ends in 5 minutes.

Jeff: It's okay, after hoardering a few right now, we will be set for the night!

by hayley s. January 18, 2011

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