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Human being

A parasite that kills, destroys everything in its path over a long period of time. It is ignorant and doesn't listen to reason eventually eradicating all signs of life due to its stupidity and unreasonable attitude. This parasite is the worst thing that happened to earth since Eve ate that damn apple.

Woolly Mammoth 1: "Did you hear about that new species called "Human Beings"?"
Woolly Mammoth 2: "Ya, i hear there really stupid and ignorant"
Woolly Mammoth 1: "I know, huh? I bet you they will try to change things and become the ultimate destroyers of our world"
Woolly Mammoth 2: Ya. Probably by some kind of exploding invention that can destroy millions of lives in seconds"

by Dick Ishard September 3, 2009

98πŸ‘ 32πŸ‘Ž


human being

An entity who carries stories the way other entities carry bits of twig or children with big eyes or a carapace.. I cannot say the human being has a set of appendages or that he or she has language. It's not about that. It's not about movement. It's not about sounds that are held in the body. When I boil up a human being (which is horrible to think about, I'm sorry), I get: narrative. As the distinguishing trait.

I mean, she broke up with me, but she broke up with me in the morning. She was a real human being about it, you know? She spent the night.

by Bhanu: A Failed Novelist January 16, 2008

105πŸ‘ 40πŸ‘Ž


Human beings

Human beings are animals. We should not be forced to work or go to school, neither be sexualized by nudity or shoulders. We are animals we shouldn’t even be wearing clothes that’s not how it was intended to be so stfu about my bra strap showing hoe

Human beings really be dumb.

by Wereallhoesontheinside May 30, 2018

27πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Human beings

The only thing on the Planet that's capable of evil

Animals, people, and the whole fucking planet are only abused by human beings

by AMM4 December 23, 2020

8πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


decent human being

Isaac

Isaac seems like a decent human being
he is :

by tobp September 2, 2021

1πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


decent human being

somebody who gives a fuck about something other than them self.

That person is genuinely nice. What a decent human being.

by ilexwashere August 16, 2011

84πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


A decent human being

Anyone but yo ass

β€œWhat’s a decent human being?”
β€œAnyone but yo ass.”

by souichitsujjiiii June 11, 2021

13πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž