Hydrophilic

A sexual attraction to/the fetishizing of water.

Guy: Damn that water looks so sexy.
Other Guy: you're a hydrophilic?
Guy: *trying to have sex with the water* what?

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hydrophilic head

The act of giving oral sex to a penis underwater. Can be either straight or homosexual.

Man I got the most awesome hydrophilic head last night. I was so wet, man.

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Hydrophilic phone

When one microscopic water drop lands on your phone and makes your phone tweet a slur

Guy 1: Dude your Twitter got suspended
Guy 2: Yea i was dealing with a Hydrophilic phone

Guy 1: Dam I hate when that happens