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1. The condition of being unable to control bodily functions. There are two types of incontinence: Urinary Incontinence and Fecal Incontinence.
2. A person who suffers from either urinary or fecal incontinence.
1. My mother in law wears rubber pants and Depends briefs because she is incontinent.
2. Jon: "Glenda, did you just shit in your pants?"
Glenda: "Yes, I am an incontinent. Go get the hose."
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to lose control of your bodyily functions
i was wacked in the crotch and became incontinent
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A condition usually found in older people in which shit and piss on themselfs.
Redneck: "Nurse! Get a hose! Granpappy shit hisself"
Nurse: "He has been incontinent since he arrived 20 years ago, what do you expect?"
Redneck "Incontinental? I did not know you had incontinental breakfast in here."
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When you shit and you can't control it. Maybe you got loose bowels.
I woke up this morning and sure enough, the bed was full of shit. I have incontinence.
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when you wet your pants and can't control the activity.
man1:beverley did you wet yourself
beverley:yeah i have incontinence
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Incontinent is a type of affective disorder as defined in the yet to be published Diagnostic & Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, Fifth Edition (DSM V). the symptoms of incontinence include misplaced passports, a sense of being landlocked, despondancy over missing the Left Bank, and a debilitating fear that the world is passing you by. Incontinence , if successfully treated, often finds the formally afflicted far from home, happily exploring foreign territories.
Hey, so sad to hear that Joe has incontinence.
Oh no worries! He found his passport, stashed the kids with relatives, quit his job, and has already been to five other continents! He's definitely no longer incontinent.
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fecal incontinence growing problem in USA ( too many gay's too few butts )
I have fecal incontinence use my mexican washcloth after butt plug & try more blow horn. Lighten up dude just stay next to the pot.
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