1. American heavy metal band
Jackyl is an American heavy metal band that got recognition when it released its self-titled debut album in 1992. The album sold more than a million copies to be certified platinum by the RIAA.
Jackyl's most popular songs are:
"Kill the Sunshine"
"Down on Me"
"I Stand Alone"
and notoriously "Lumberjack" and all other tracks
Perosn A: Hey man, what'cha listening to?
Jackyl fan: Jackyl
Person A: can I hear some?
Jackyl fan: sure
Person A: Are they using a chainsaw?
Jackyl fan: yes, tonight I'm gonna go see them
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the Man equivelent to a "Cougar"! Older Men who flock around bars preying on younger women! typically found in Strip Clubs, Bikini Bars or Clubs.
an old guy walks in a bikini bar. he immediately walks up to the young bartender and tries to put the moves on her. the dude doesn't realize he is 3 times her age and she just wants his cash. the jackyl is gonna get play by her.
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Jackyl-ripping is when you've been stompin' all over the place and have a seriously swampified butthole that needs attention, so you grab a piece of paper towel and cram it way up your ass to clean out the accumulated stank. Then, when maximum absorption has been reach, you carefully rip the stank-rag out of your crack and hide it shamefully in the trash.
It's been so hard to find toilet paper due to the Coronavirus panic that I've been jackyl-ripping.
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