Jingle

A code word employed by a sober cohort to prevent future embarrassment the morning after a drunken, office Christmas party; it is used to redirect behaviors and topics of conversation away from the inappropriateness of the inebriated.

Drunken Boss (to a gathered group): "Did I ever tell you about the time I had a menage a trois with..."

Sober Cohort (Interrrupting): "JINGLE!"

Drunken Boss (to Sober Cohort): "Thanks, that will save me a trip to see HR while hungover."

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Jingle

(Philippine English)

To pee. To urinate.

I can't wait no more. I have to jingle before it blows.

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Jingle

A term used by Filipinos that means "urinate."

I need to jingle! Where's the nearest comfort room?!

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Jingle

Another way of saying someone having sex

Bro did you have Jingle with her

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Jingle

A slang term for Jew, originally created to make Jew jokes in front of Jewish people. This new slang makes every Jew phrase instantly funnier. Jingle change, Jingle bag, etc.

"Seth, don't you dare try to Jingle your way out of this one."

"Do you want your Jingle change?"

"Fuckin' Jingle"

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Jingled

Jingled is when a sports fan, typically a Utah Jazz fan tricks an unexpected victim into clicking on a link which actually leads them to a meme of NBA basketball Superstar Joe Ingles with a caption that reads "You friccin moron, you just got JINGLED!"

In the meme, The prolific star Joe Inglesis featured wearing a Santa Hat accompanied by a photo of jingle bells and Christmas bows.

The meme is mainly used on Reddit and Twitter

Compare to being Rick rolled

I was reading through reddit and came across a link that said "Ben Simmons is trash and here's why" but it lead me to a picture/meme of the best player in the world Joe Ingles -76ers fan

EVEN I GOT JINGLED! -Donald Trump

JINGLED, ONCE AGAIN! -ESPN

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Jingled

Jizzing or ejaculating in your pants after a hot, good looking female passes by.

I jingled as soon as I saw the girl of my dreams pass by my house.

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