johnboy

noun: the whitest person known to man.
adjective: something so white its almost transparent.

person 1.) "Did you see johnboy?"
person 2.) "No, I lost him as he passed the white wall."

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johnboy

an act of general clumyness see also spacker

you just knocked over all the pints on our table - what a johnboy thing to do

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Johnboy

Having an elevated level of self confidence for no reason. Interrupts any story you tell just to point out how he did that better.

"Yo this dude came up when I was doing a shot and interrupted me to tell me how my drink choice is retarded then started a fight what fucking johnboy"

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Johnboys

Referring to the first names of the 2004 John Kerry and John Edwards presidential ticket.

I'm not crazy about Bush, but I'm not sure I'll vote for the Johnboys, either.

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