KIND REGARDS

When you sarcastically end an email to be professionally polite - but what you actually meant to say is: 'fuck off ye cunt'

Dear Darren,

Please re-do the stair drawings by the end of the day today, final deadline.

KIND REGARDS,

James

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Kind regards

The act of whispering your name into the recipients gaping asshole while giving them a rusty trombone.

Oi cunt i gave me fella a kind regards after a few sherbets the other night and he shot his baby batter wilder than Peter North in The Catwoman.

Kind Regards

Corporate jargon for fuck you

Why have you not sent me the proposal yet?

Kind Regards

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