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An uncontrollable burst of laughter.
Usually done in an otherwise unfunny situation where something unexpected has occured that has made a person laugh, believing the unexpected thing to be a joke.
This can make the situation incredibly awkward once the person stops laughing.
Landa: Mountain climbing? That's how you injured your leg- mountain climbing?
Hammersmark: Believe it or not, yes it is.
Landa: *Bursts out laughing*
Janet: I'm seeing someone else.
Todd: Who?
Janet: Graham Jenkins....
Todd: *Bursts out laughing. Pulls himself together*
Seriously though, who are you seeing?
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The most kindest person you will ever meet with a huge heart. She will always put others needs in front of her own to care for you instead. She is outgoing and very much so a social butterfly. She enjoys the outdoors and going on adventures with her friends. She is an amazing and beautiful person on the inside and out.
Landa is the most kindest person you will ever meet with a huge heart. She will always put others needs in front of her own to care for you instead. She is outgoing and very much so a social butterfly. She enjoys the outdoors and going on adventures with her friends. She is an amazing and beautiful person on the inside and out.
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Most wonderful person ever to be met. Makes all that she looks at Happy.
Landa's attention intoxicated me with joy.
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when a hirsute baseball enthusiast blows his blueberry jewce (or fresh cream) all over your quivering streudel
bitch, did you get a hot landa from donny last night?
nah, i wanted him to but he told me to wait for the cream. he can fuck a duck for all i care.
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Greatest NAZI Villain In Cinema History.
Christoph Waltz Deserves an Oscar for portraying Hans Landa the "Jew Hunter".
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An SS Colonel from the movie Inglourious Basterds (2009; directed by Quentin Tarantino, played by Christoph Waltz) who loves to flex his fluency in many languages (German, French, English, Italian), loves milk and is an über bingo no one can resist. People has a love-hate relationship with that charming son of a bitch.
His best piece of advice is "Attendez la crème".
"It is a pleasure to meet you, Monsieur LaPadite. I am Colonel Hans Landa of the S.S." - Hans Landa to Pierre LaPadite, Chapter 1 of Inglourious Basterds