Longman

A longman is typically an individual who chooses to elongate a particular task for the purposes of irritation or general ignorance of surroundings. This keeps with a popular emerging British tradition to add man or similar as a suffix to a regular verb to form a compound word such as 'fuckboy, wasteman, roadman'.

In Lehman's terms a longman is a man/women who takes overly long at any given situation with total disregard for responsibility.

'Longman' Luke: Sup man we still meeting for 9 later?
Jack: We said 7 mate , me and James are already heading to the pub
Luke: Sorry mate Im just chilling at the moment i cant get a lift until later
Jack: Stop being a 'longman' and walk you lazy ball bag

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Longman

the act of ejeculating inside a sailor's bloody anus.

last night i gave scott a longman.

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Longman

Just a truely awful human being

He is the perfect example of a Longman

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The Longman Swallow

1) What the missionary position is called in Cockermouth, England.

2) When you put your dick in her mouth and finger her at the same time.

I went to Cockermouth and laid this british freak on her back and gave her The Longman Swallow!

She loves The Longman Swallow.

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Thomas Longman

An amazing person who doesnt think they are as smart or funny as they actually are bc they are completley wrong about themself. If you find a "thomas longman" hold on to them and dont let go as you'll regret it if you do.

Thomas Longman is way nicer than he gives himself credit for.

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Shreya Longman

She is an amazing person.

I believe in Shreya Longman supremacy
Shreya Longman>others
No cap here

Shreya Longman is the besttt

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