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Mirko

The most elite badass, said to have once fought off Chuck Norris, Arnold Schwartzenegger, Steve Seagal AND Mr. T all at once by programming a computer to hypnotize them into thinking they were hormonal teenage girls obsessed with Twilight. A Mirko is not to be messed with.

"This could only be the work of a Mirko!"
"Gaddamn! That's a badass Mirko right there!"

by j_pereca February 3, 2010

321πŸ‘ 61πŸ‘Ž


Mirko

Mirko

Mirko

by Bibideanca January 10, 2022

10πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Mirko

Mirko is finnish name, Mirko usually has huge cock and balls just like elephant.

Kalle: nice cock
Mirko: i know

by Kkonaukko November 22, 2021

11πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Mirko

Very big dick with a heavy large strong asshole and it's like cocaine and mariahuana love them a lot. Like phospholipid and a membrane. Mirko love girl but girl not love you. Mirko are so sociable with person that work in a cantiere

Mirko say it's a very strong pussy

by Iltuoamore November 23, 2021

4πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Mirko

Means to operate at a slow snail pace.

He is acting the mirko

by Wanghope March 1, 2019

8πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


Mirko

Best Pro Hero and Fuyumi Todorokiβ€˜s girlfriend. Sheβ€˜s a lesbian and a fan favorite. (she/bun)

Person 1: I love Mirko, bun is such a great hero.
Person 2: Same, but remember that sheβ€˜s already taken.
Person 1: Oh? By who?
Person: By Fuyumi Todoroki duh.

by makisgf July 21, 2021

6πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


Mirko

Mirko is so pretty it hurts.
he's kind of a stoner though lmfao but he's super sociable!
also he's a litteral fashion icon :)

OMG IS THAT A GREEK GOD??

Oh nah it's just Mirko lol

by 2_cloudy_5 May 30, 2023

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž