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Literally: An easterner. A person, particularly a Jew, of Middle Eastern or North African descent. Sometimes used interchangeably with Sephardic, the term is especially useful in distinguishing between those descended originally from the Middle East and those whose ancestors came after the Spanish Inquisition.
"My grandparents were from Turkey, so we're Mizrahi"
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From the east
I will be driving from the mizrahi end of florida
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Person that never listens in class
He says he has a massive dick. But even when he has an erection his dick isn't seen
When called an arie mizrahi it means you are fatally I'll with ligma or your about to die from cancer
Being an arie means that you have no life and a hate of the beat game merge planes
Your suffering from ari mizrahi
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An empirical law which states that any individual unused to seeing large domesticated farm animals will feel an almost uncontrollable urge to point them out to everyone in earshot when he or she encounters said animals, typically without any accompanying information.
Family driving on an interstate highway on a long road trip
Little Billy sees a cow grazing in a field off the side of the road
Billy: "Cow."
Everyone else, nodding in agreement: "Cow."
Dad: "There's Mizrahi's Law at work yet again!"