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Somebody that is obscenely wealthy
Those closest to her felt she had all the profoundness of a kiddy pool. It was clear she didn't love old moneybags, what was less clear was whether they had even consummated their marriage.
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A man know for his legendary genitals. A moneybag must have a minimum penis size of 12 inches (flaccid) and a penis head the size of his own fist when erect. Although not a necessary trait, a moneybags is often known to ejaculate twenty dollar bills. A moneybags may only be called so by others when they deem him worthy of such a grand title.
I can't show you a picture of my penis because it will change your life forever. Nothing will ever live up to it.
Damn dude! You must be moneybags!
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a young person in junior high that wants to feel important
dude moneybags was tryin to but in line
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Moneybags is when something is really, really cool.
"That chick was moneybags."
or
"Can you believe I won $500 bucks on the slots? MONEYBAGS!"
or
"That '79 Charger is moneybags."
It works on sooo many levels.
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After intercourse, if using a contraceptive designed for a guy, such as a condom, remove from member, grasp the lip of the condom with hand, and slap girl across her face, with the semen filled reservoir tip as if slapping a moneybag across the face.
Jimmy "moneybagged" Sarah last night, after she refused to cooperate with him.
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A nickname used to describe a "friend" who is in possession of a lot of money, in which you only hangout with them to barrow money if you're a couple of dollars short.
Jack:"Hey Bill."
Bill(Mr. Moneybags):"Hey Jack, whats up?"
Jack:"Oh I just got fired and I gotta pay my rent today."
Bill(Mr. Moneybags):"That sucks."
Jack:"Yeah, hey you think you could spot me some cash to pay it?"
Bill(Mr. Moneybags):"Sure. Anything for a friend."
Jack:"Thanks, bye!"
Bill(Mr. Moneybags):"No problem, bye."
Later
Jeff:"Hey Jack, what where you talk to that loser Bill for?"
Jack:"Oh I just had to talk to Mr. Moneybags."
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A phrase I made up in mid 2022, it means I get things that other people don't/can't get and they're sad or mad at me about it
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