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a highly sexy person who is very attractive and can get any girl, someone whos very smart and nice and very funny too. also has a nicely sized penis.
I dream of being a mooney one day
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1. a person who thinks they know everything; someone who always thinks they're right and annoys the shit out of everyone.
2. someone who exaggerates stories when telling them to someone else
1. - No, that's not how you do it. I've done this like a million times. You're doing it wrong.
- Quit being a mooney. Chill, son.
2. - ...And I was like, "whoa get off my girl," and he punched that other dude in the face.
-That never happened. You're a mooney. And a bitch.
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to ruin something before it happens
Bob: Dude have you seen that new Harry Potter movie?
Ugly: Yeah Snape kills Dumbledore.
Bob: WTF, dude. u just pulled a mooney
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The embodiment of the Alpha Male, conceived by super sperm and brought forth unto earth by a female of father's choice. Gifted with intelligence and athleticism, a Mooney normally rises to stardom early in life and serves as the leader of the pack. Family origin dates back to Donegal, a town in County Donegal, Ireland. Contrary to legend, a Mooney is not descended from any religious icon and is not a prophet.
Amy: "There is no such thing as the perfect guy. I'm sick of guys, and I just want someone who is smart, funny, and a thoroughbred racehorse in bed."
Jen: "Amy, we need to find you a Mooney."
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Someone who is the most important person to ever exist in a society full of boomers and zoomers. He sits around all day high on coke and weed playing rocket league. This human has made multiple dimensions in which he has taken over the world using only paper clips. This human can also be referred as Peter or Cieran. Both equally Mooney
Peter is looking awful Mooney this morning!
That sexy beasts name is Peter Mooney!
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Reuseable, highly portable and secure bucket style toilet. Great for a variety of outdoor uses including hunting, fishing, camping. The Mooney is used to secure and remove solid human waste and is particularly associated with uses involving white-water rafting and river kayaking.
On our river adventures through protected lands, it is often required to bring and use a Mooney to securely store and pack out our waste.
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The place where the unknown legend went 480km/h in a Nissan Patrol racing a Lamborghini
"Did you hear about the guy that went 480km/h on the Mooney Mooney bridge?"
"Yeah, he was an absolute legend!"