NAL

1. Acronym for Need A Life.
2. A more polite acronym to use than FML

Billy: What'd you do this summer?

Johnny: I was pretty much on the computer the whole time. NAL.

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NAL

An acronym developed in Ann Arbor, Michigan by a renowned Turkish linguist standing for Not A Lot.

Joe: Yo, what's up, Mike?
Mike: Nal.

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NAL

Abbrev. 'Newly acquainted lover(s)'. Useful forthat awkward period between having intimate relations with another, and becoming exclusively bonded together.

Bertram: "I say Tuppy! Mighty fine Philly, is she a cough... Friend? Girlfr.."
Tuppy: "shut up Berty old boy! She is Florence my NAL"

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NAL

Acronym for "Not A Lesbian" which can be used after any phrase which might suggest lesbianism or lesbianic tendencies.

Female 1: "Last night I saw a naked boob and it turned me on... NAL though."
Female 2: "Phew. See you later then.. love you."
Female 1: "NAL though right?"
Female 2: "Yeah, NAL"

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NAL

Nod & Lock. The name of my self acclaimed biography.

Get ready to NAL.Get ready to nal.
nod.
nadda.
nuffin.
no no.

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nal nal

Nal Nal is a nickname given to a person that is smart, not afraid to be their selfs, is funny, lovable, a little bit annoying but secretly loves to be, plays to much, thinks to much, and their must important fear is being alone

Hey Nal Nal love you 🙃

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Nal

Another word for butt-sex

"We had nal 3 times last night and twice this morning!"

"My dick stinks from all the nal we've been having!"

"I got corn on my pecker after we had nal, sweetheart."

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