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the new star of brazilian football.
Equally skilled than their compatriots Ronaldinho and Ronaldo, Neymar plays for FC Barcelona in Spain. This call to become the next great player from Brazil in the 2014 World Cup. Regates improbable, shots are accurate and genius Neymar cover letter!
If Messi and towards the front of Barcelona was dangerous, now with the arrival of Neymar, the team is shaping up much more powerful on offense!
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A handsome and very sexy male football who is amazing at what he does. All the ladies want him and all the swim team want him. He is incredibly good looking and a professional at rolling on the ground for no reason.
Neymar is great at swimming! He is a professional.
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A Neymar is a land dolphin. It can be seen in its natural habitat diving in the 18 yard box, trying to draw a penalty for Messi.
Neymar is such a dolphin im surprised he does not live in a pool.
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when your child has a tantrum in front of all your guests. Being a crybaby. Acting out in public and blowing it out of proportion
The child cried for hours acting like a real Neymar. When his scrape wasn’t even a big deal
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Neymar is an effective and safe way to fall.
As the pickup truck came to a slow stop, he jumped out and Neymared.
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A diver who should be a swimmer.
Neymar is really good at swimming!
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to roll over the floor like your having a drunk seizure when a person tries to do something with you. Then to cry like 2-month old toddler who just crapped their pants
Sergio Ramos was awoken by toast, he rolled over the floor and did a neymar
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