None

The lack of anything

Nada, zip, devoid

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None

Half a penis

aaaaaa

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None

Ebonics for NOTHING.

"What are you doin later"
"NONE"

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None

When used correctly, 'none' is a contraction of 'not one' and therefore takes the singular verb ending.

One of the fans has an autograph.
Not one of the fans has an autograph.
None of the fans has an autograph.

A lot of people would write 'none of the fans have an autograph'. They are WRONG and STUPID. Ignore any fuckers who think 'none' means 'not any'. Tell them to say 'nany' and to stop being so WRONG and STUPID.

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None

Best type of person you’ll ever meet !

She was a none

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None

The number of intimations that confuse me with you.

Hym "None of the intimations conflate me with you. I didn't steal from you you piece of shit. And no one thinks I did. Except for you. Fucking narcissist."

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none of that

When an authority figure yells at an idiot, instead of saying, "Don't do that."

Jim: Hey dipshit how are you doing? (Coach hears) Coach: HEY! None of that!

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