occurances

Occurences spelt by a moron.

Oh my God. How many OCCURANCES!?

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Occur

the act of something happening
"hey matt whats going to occur"
"alert the occurrence is starting

"hey matt whats going to occur"
"alert the occurrence is starting"- see "alert" for further reffrence

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Then a miracle occurs

The standard method for having an unreasonable deadline met just in time. Usually quoted when the time given, staffing levels or design constraints will not be met in any other way.

Sam: "This project will take three months from beginning to end, design, develop and test."

Boss: "It's due in three weeks."

Sam: "Well, we take one week to train sixteen new people, one week to do all of the design work, and four days to write the code. Then a miracle occurs, and we ship just before the deadline."

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Poo occurs

Nice way of saying shit happens.

Oh well, poo occurs.

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feces occurs

A clever way of saying, "Shit happens."

My portfolio lost 22 percent of its value in the recent market correction. Oh, well: Feces occurs.

What’s Occurring

A Welsh way to say “What’s Happening”, this is often used in the British TV Series “Gavin and Stacey”

What’s Occurring today en pal

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Natural Occurence

A disaster that can happen anywear and at anytime.

Natural Occurences eg. Volcano,Tidle wave, Tsunamis,thunder storms, Volcanic Eruptions etc.

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