oxford dictionary

That other shit serious-ass dictionary fo wise motherfuckers

Only used by guys who want to establish their intellectual superiority

Dude 1: What be the Hadron Collider m8?
Dude 2: Check it out in the oxford dictionary.
Dude 1: Du I luck like a smart muddafuka to you m8?

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Oxford Dictionary

What Eminem is secretly carrying in his pocket all day long but doesn't admit to.

Eminem: I am not carrying an Oxford dictionary ATM, I just coincidentally know what coup de grâce means.

Everyone: k

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The Oxford Dictionary

A sensible dictionary which has taken many years to construct. Written by posh English gentlemen in London England.

John: "What the F*** is that crap!
Thomas: "It's The Oxford Dictionary"
John: "Looks like a pile of educational shit!"
Thomas: "It's much better than that half burnt Urban Dictionary in your hand"
John: "Don't dis words of the web!"

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Oxford English Dictionary

A lexicographic wonder comprising 20 volumes of mostly abstruse words, from the graveyard of the English language, in which old gentleman of Anglo-Saxon origin refer to as a conversation piece when drinking their tea with their cronies and chaps; sometimes it is actually referred to promote dry erudite works of literature.

"Jeeves" could you bring me volume 14 from the Oxford English Dictionary?" "There is a word from Shakespeare, of which I am not quite sure."

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Oxford English Dictionary

The height of lexical resources.

If I'm not sure about the definition of a word, I might check the Oxford English Dictionary for an accurate and in-depth definition.

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No Oxford-English-Dictionary October

During the month of October, you CAN NOT look at or read a Oxford-English-Dictionary.

Remember, it is No Oxford-English-Dictionary October, dont read it!