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The quickest a person has ever successfully masturbated. Successful masturbations are for a guy: ejaculation, and for a girl: orgasm.
Jim started tugging on his weiner 4 seconds before he ejaculated, it was his personal best.
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An individual is engaged in a strenuous activity and finds himself/herself in GI distress and on verge of defecating on oneself during said activity; individual still completes activity or event in a respectable time frame or other measurement. Used mostly when referring to athletic endeavor.
Runner: yo bitches I was cruising in my relay race on the A1A and rolling so hard I nearly shit my pants; unfortunately I had to ease up. Still ran a good time, it's my new shitty personal best.
Teammates: you better get yourself to a port a potty ASAP before you actually shit yourself. Just saying.
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the person who is the best in the world ever
Amanda is 'the best person' in the world ever, Gavin is not
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1. In beauty pageants, the award given to the pathetic and disgusting one to make her feel better about herself.
2. Unfuckable.
Richard: Who's that ugly-ass woman, and why is she wearing a short skirt?
John: That's Agnes. Ever since she won best personality she's been showing off her "stuff".
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The best person is called Josalene. Or str4wberryl0v0. They are very kind and a very big hearted person <3
Wow look it's str4wberryl0v0 they are the best person
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💖the person reading this💖
💖You are best boii💖
💖I wuv you💖
You are the best person in the world!
Muah!
Much love!
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